Hey Kiddies,
Do you know what really reams my vulnerable ass? Of course you
don't because well you don't know me, and even if you did you probably still
wouldn't know because well, never mind just trust me you wouldn't. Anyway, what
really reams my ass is all these stupid fuckers out there and you all know who you
are. Oh you fucking know! All the kids who listen to Norma Jean, Every Time I Die,
As I lay Dying, As I Die or any other band with the idea of death or a death of the
family in their goddamn name. You with your swooped fucking hair and too short
T- Shirts and too tight pants, and old school vans. You all act like Hardcore is this
brand new idea. I have actually made the sacrifice of donating a few moments of my
time, time that I will never, ever get back mind you, and I have asked some of you if you
know who Black Flag is, "Oh yea, the band with that crazy fucker Henry Rollins." The sad thing is that no one knows
who Greg Ginn is. As you scratch your swooped fuck-shit hair, I will let you know exactly who Greg Ginn is, but
please keep on scratching your head because I am sure that your hair hasn't been washed in weeks, so keep
scratching, it probably feels good. Greg Ginn is the essence of Black Flag, if you like Black Flag that's Greg Ginn, if
you hate Black Flag that's Greg Ginn too. Rollins just some angry dude screaming about stuff that pisses him off,
which is just about anything and everything. OK, here you go I have another brainteaser for you, it's OK you can
continue scratch your head, feel free to go give that puppy a wash, its OK go a head I'll wait. No? Don't want to? I
didn't think so. How many of you evil little bastards know who the hell Iggy Pop is? I will be deeply, deeply, surprised
if three of you know. Whether you like it or not Iggy Pop is the god faher of punk, long before Johnny Rotten's ugly
mug was pasted all over punk rock magazines, while Johhny Rotten was probably selling acid out of some London
alley. Iggy Pop was giving birth to a brand new genre. The sad part is while Johnny Rotten does asinine endorsements,
or popping up on VH1 being more unwanted than a Hanson pop up video Iggy Pop is touring with his original band The
Stooges at the age of 60. There's nothing new in music, its the same shit as 10, 15, 20 years ago. There's no
originality, whether its every hardcore band sounding the same or Panic at the Disco ripping titles for songs from
Chuck Palahniuk quotes, there's nothing original anymore. If you don't learn from history you're going to fucking
repeat it like a stuttering fucking retard! You want to know what punk rock is go buy Iggy Pop and The Stooges Raw
Power, you want to know what Hardcore is go buy Black Flag records, go buy Minor Threat records, Don't buy the
bullshit they're trying to cram down your throats, be original!
Cheers,
Justin
