Casey Calvert of Hawthorne Heights
Passes Away

It was made official by the remaining members of the Dayton, Ohio smash hit bandon their
Myspace, which now is titled Hawthorne Heights (R.I.P. Casey Calvert). The band
announced on Saturday that their guitarist, Casey Calvert passed away during the night.
“Just last night he was joking around with everyone before he went to bed.  We can say
with absolute certainty that he was not doing anything illegal.”
Furthermore, The members of Hawthorne Heights implore their fans to respect Casey’s
memory by letting themselves fall into the rumor mill that follows all artists. His death has
reverberated throughout the music scene, bringing bands from Fall Out Boy to Paramore to
express their grief and offer the remaining members of Hawthorne Heights some condolence.  
The band has cancelled all of the remaining dates on their tour and returned home to Ohio to
cope with the loss of one of their best friends.

www.myspace.com/HawthornHeights
Michael Jackson “Involved In” The
Jacksons Reunion tour

Michael Jackson…you scared yet? You
don’t need to be this time. After being
acquitted of yet another child molestation
charge, The Jackson Five are supposedly
gearing up for another reunion tour in the
name of their fans.
Why do I present this to you, Readers?
Because I’m tired of reading about Britney
Spears. There are plenty of places that you
can read about her scandals...and there are
far more of them today. Enough to make
anyone’s head hang in either silent laughter
or exasperation. So I present to you, the
latest on Michael Jackson. The world has re-
hung it’s head of course for his scandals
are far more scarring than anything Britney
Spears could dome up with. So here it is,
Michael Jackson, on top of possibly
returning to the stage with his brothers, is
also rumored to be working on a new solo
album.
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