
| Casey Calvert of Hawthorne Heights Passes Away It was made official by the remaining members of the Dayton, Ohio smash hit bandon their Myspace, which now is titled Hawthorne Heights (R.I.P. Casey Calvert). The band announced on Saturday that their guitarist, Casey Calvert passed away during the night. “Just last night he was joking around with everyone before he went to bed. We can say with absolute certainty that he was not doing anything illegal.” Furthermore, The members of Hawthorne Heights implore their fans to respect Casey’s memory by letting themselves fall into the rumor mill that follows all artists. His death has reverberated throughout the music scene, bringing bands from Fall Out Boy to Paramore to express their grief and offer the remaining members of Hawthorne Heights some condolence. The band has cancelled all of the remaining dates on their tour and returned home to Ohio to cope with the loss of one of their best friends. www.myspace.com/HawthornHeights |

| Michael Jackson “Involved In” The Jacksons Reunion tour Michael Jackson…you scared yet? You don’t need to be this time. After being acquitted of yet another child molestation charge, The Jackson Five are supposedly gearing up for another reunion tour in the name of their fans. Why do I present this to you, Readers? Because I’m tired of reading about Britney Spears. There are plenty of places that you can read about her scandals...and there are far more of them today. Enough to make anyone’s head hang in either silent laughter or exasperation. So I present to you, the latest on Michael Jackson. The world has re- hung it’s head of course for his scandals are far more scarring than anything Britney Spears could dome up with. So here it is, Michael Jackson, on top of possibly returning to the stage with his brothers, is also rumored to be working on a new solo album. |

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